Mr Twit the Prankster King
Well let’s start on his appearance. Mmmmhhh… Well his beard, oh his beastly beard. He has not washed it for years and I mean years that his beard is a zoo, if you don’t believe me ask the piece of cheese in there. Poor things been in there for so long it came alive, and is lying there feeling solemnly sad for himself. His face is so hairy that even big foot can’t go up against, his beard will smack him right down, slap him twice, and post all the way back to the mountains he’s been hiding in, as if he’s a rugby ball scoring the last try. Ok enough about his appearance it’s making me sick, and more about his personality so hold your stomach. His heart is a cold iron. He is so mean he even eats birds. I’m not even sure his heart has love left in it, or if there was any in there, because from what I’ve heard he’s been pranking his wife, and even sent her flying LITERALLY!!!
Mrs Twit the Cold Hearted woman
Mrs Twit’s appearance is the reflection of Mr Twit, except without the beard I guess that’s why they compliment eachother so well. If I could describe her looks in 4 words I would say she was ugly, unique, untouchable, unpleasant. Her personality shines through her, so don’t look at her incase you catch her face diseases. The words that come out of her mouth are like bullets, she doesn’t mind if she hurts your feelings, as long as she is the “bigger” person. I’m warning you now do not eat her spaghetti, it might be worms. Actually I think they came out of Mr Twit’s beard, or was it her bush like hair. So to sum it all up she’s a ghastly, witch who doesn’t care about her looks (or her husband's), and likes to annoy the heck out of people like those pickpocketing monkeys.
AND MIKE DROP!!! (By the way the highlighted are simile's, metaphor's, adverb's, and alliteration's)